None of you can match the level of tack I bring to family gatherings. My daughter bought me this by accident a few years ago and now I wear it every Christmas a proud father. My gay uncle that joins us gets a kick every year

Although I understand your approach, I prefer to go to their houses, wait until they go in another room and put a parental lock on that channel.

You are unhinged. Get help.

You, bro, need to calm the fuck down. Seriously. You're fucking stalking someone from one article to another in order to harass her and call her a hateful cunt. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. You are taking the internet way too seriously this afternoon, and I think you need to go take a walk in the fresh air.

I'm working on being more protective of my lawn.

I have 4.5 years to change....but I'm a procrastinator so really I have 3 months.

I snickered at "well done." I'm sorry. :/

My cow, Princess Peach, and I. She is so sweet, I love her.

Stop with the clut(ter) shaming

My three year old upon seeing this, "I WANT ONE THOSE COWS!"

Seriously? You're equating rape threats with swearing AND finding a way to move responsibility off the boy and onto the mother? That is some mental gymnastics.

I think your outrage over the writer's outrage is even more disingenuous and off-putting.

I don't even want to talk politics! I want people who will talk about Mockingjay and the last Hobbit movie coming out! I want people who will watch Charlie Brown Thanksgiving with me. People who aren't assholes about me not liking turkey or sweet potatoes. That's it. That's all I want. I'm not asking much here.

I'm drinking red wine and eating soy chorizo tacos (my thanksgiving salmon didn't defrost properly) while marathoning Harry Potter (I'm on 4!) and watching videos of Beyoncé dancing on YouTube alone in my apartment. So basically this is the best Thanksgiving ever?

I mean, there's the whole being from Northern Ontario, which already makes me skeptical... but now you say you like turboprops?

That is why one of my favorite tv shows is Mayday/Air Crash Investigation. Planes are safe.

I know this might sound weird, but this story actually made me feel better about flying. Knowing that the plane remained safe and airworthy even after this event occurred shows just how robust these planes really are in the face of weird "black swan" events. And the fact that these events are so rare that Bombardier…

Very irrelevent. She's fucking dead.

My son did. Then his sister went a bit overboard singing Let It Go. Now, he hates it. But, he still LOVES My Little Ponies. I have a 10 year brony.