I have 8 cavities that need to be fixed

So. I am here to give an update about what happened last week when I fled from my emotionally abusive boyfriend. I've been posting about trying to get out of this relationship for a while but had been very very stuck do to being very very poor and very alone in a new city and not being able to afford a place of my own…

My pet peeve is misuse of apostrophes. Sorry.

Poor Arby's....save a man from immolation, and he will still choose Taco Bell.

Or perhaps we should just stop giving a shit how other people dress.

... and I'm keeping your frisbee! [harumph]

OMG, I too am a Gen Xer. I still remember the furor about all of us being sociopaths a la "River's Edge". Oh, the hand wringing. The evils of punk rock, the breakdown of society. All the brouhaha about the Millenials... it's all been done to death before. Every new generation is the doom of society once it hits its…

You do realize that the people who did that were not Gen X-er's, right?

[extends hand for secret GEN X handshake] See you next week at the secret meeting nevermind.

I still remember when Generation X was supposed to destroy America.

As a millennial who spends Thanksgiving stuffing her face and getting drunk with her family, sleeps in on Black Friday, and barely participates on Cyber Monday, I'd just like to say #notallmillenials

Also that no one our age can afford to buy stuff when it's NOT sale because economic legacy of the boomer generation mmmmmm thanks, guys.

we can also probably blame millennials for the decline of TIME magazine.

You forgot Pumpkin Spice.

Like I tell my mom, the boomers destroyed everything. Thanks Reagan.

I call my cat: "Fatty fatty fat-fat". So I guess I'm dreadfully rude.

Oh, untwist your panties already.

I heard the cat was sitting right there with them when she asked him to go to a movie and she didn't even think to invite the cat.

I can see how you can be mean to a cat, but how do you be just rude? Does she comment on its weight? Fail to send thank-you notes after it brings her a chewed-up lizard? Call it a nickname it doesn't approve of?

"Your swearing is very unladylike?" Motherfucker. I once spent about 13 months co-located with a bunch of Army officers for my job. That was thirteen years ago, and I still to this day use the eff word like a comma. My husband does not care but prefers I tone it down around the kids, lest our son confront a daycare…