In an hour of playing tinker-toys last night, my 6 year old created a "head smasher", a "mega-chopper", and a "double spiker bow and arrow". If this kid needs therapy, mine must need an institution.

Is true. All winter, one potato, seven brothers.

I thought it was for people who woke up late and didn't want sandwiches.

Brunch is when you can literally eat any kind of food you want and it's okay. Sweet? Get yourself a big ol' stack of pancakes. Savory? Aww yeah, omelet. Not feeling the breakfast side? Get that burger! Want any of the former AND include a side of bacon? You got it. Add the fact that you can drink alcohol and coffee…

They don't like being violently killed because no one does.

But, it's his blog. Literally. He is the only one who runs it and writes on it. I am pretty sure that gives him a place on it.

I fell asleep on the banks of a lake in Scotland and woke up to the sheer terror of an assault by two swans. It was an insane, well executed attack. My husband ran away shrieking. It was that moment I decided to leave him. So...thank you, dark avialae angels for that hellish deliverance.

Holy shit, dude. You know there's options between industrialized torture and fucking veganism, right? But whatever - keep beating that strawman.

Yes I quite enjoy masturbating someone's nastiness thanks.

No, no, no. No. Animal cruelty is wrong. We agree on that point. Completely. What's crazy is the way you choose to express this view. Dick Cheney shooting an Iraqi child is comparable to eating horse in front of people against eating horse? There's some loose circuitry up there, dude. Get that figured out.

Goose:

Why do animal activists only protest humans? You never see them picketing, say, a pack of wolves. Damned speciesist wolves. Go ruin their lunch!

There's a restaurant in Toronto that serves horse (its delicious!) and they get picketed from time to time by the anti-horse-eating people. The owner loves it, he says his regulars will come in when the restaurant is being picketed and sit in the window and eat horse at them. They usually sell out on the days they're…

She didn't need safety tips. She needed a date who wasn't a rapist.

Those sweet, sweet bro tears.

If someone is questioning whether or not they fall under the LGBT umbrella (which is what questioning means in this context, it's not very vague), why shouldn't they be welcome under the LGBTQ umbrella? How is excluding them helpful to anyone?

...the A stands for Asexual, soooo...

why is that kid in the middle black? there's no reason for him to be black.