this was super important and thank you for the important input about the importance of pants

"In terms of clothes, perception is reality"

This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…

Seriously. The NYPD is just reinforcing how douchey they really are. But we already knew that. If they think they can make DeBlassio look bad, they really haven't been paying attention to what people think of THEM.

hm how about y'all fuckers try not disrespecting the dead officers by pushing your shitty union agenda during the funeral? how about you actually pay your condolences to the family in mourning & not your own fucking victim complex.

I just can't with this. You know what's disrespectful? Turning your fucking back on the Mayor of New York because you're upset that he, what? Talked about having to protect his son from police violence? Fuck right off with your jeansgate.

Fire ze missiles!

But... I am le tired...

I read this accidentally as fried cheesecake and I thought "I wonder if that's a thing, I bet I could make it" and I googled and first result is a Paula Deen recipe.

Probably - my Asian mother also instilled in me the same fears.

It's a pet bed. Don't segregate the pet beds. Pets don't need your species stereotypes.

Are you seriously the Cat Stealing Dog Bed Truther right now? Were all the conspiracy theories about chemtrails and the Lizard People taken up before you got here?

Rebecca, I love you.

Never challenge fictional characters to a contest of strength; it never works out.

I KNEW IT.

Yeah, hopefully she's really going to visit someone who isn't family.

My favorite kind of missed connections are when I run into guys that were homophobic to me and I see them at the gay club.

This is what happens when you surround yourself with people who are constantly saying yes to you instead of keeping you in check.

Thank you for cleaning the mess up and not just burning the stall down, like I'd have been tempted to.

I think reviled is entirely appropriate.

THANK YOU! I wracked my brain for awhile trying to sound it out, what the intended word might be. Right on the tip of my tongue, it was, but never came. HAPPY NEW YEAR!