Those exciting at bats are exactly why we need to do away with the DH.

He is saying, though, that if the question was about him he would say something (doesn’t matter what) wasn’t offensive but if you asked him if something (doesn’t matter what) was offensive to others his instinct is to say it is because of their feels.

Sorry, I’m a millenial- who’s Billy Nays?

I mean, you fuck one goat and they call you a goat fucker.

I like this.

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

Pretty fair point....best argument I've heard thus far. OK, I relent. Fuck this asshole.

So we should avoid any jokes that involve subjects that might be read by someone who was potentially affected by something referenced in the joke?

As a Darren Rovell fan, I understand you're joking, but I'm getting sick of all these PFTCommenter fanboys circle-jerking their idiot "humor" at the expense of erudite sports-marketing minds like Rovell. People forget that Rovell led the #Brands to three straight World Series of ad revenue, and the Final Four of…

This is such bullshit. If I wanted to see good sports-related jokes get drowned out by a bunch of fucking nonsense spewed by idiots, I'd comment on Deadspin.