It makes me sad that I have to boycott Subway. I thought they did the right thing by immediately cutting ties upon his arrest, but now I see that is only because they already knew since 2008 he was guilty. How can anyone support Subway at this point? They helped a monster be a monster.

No, you’re not. It’s not okay to bitch about “white people” and “what they do.” You are 100% wrong. Of course, you can’t see that because you’re part of the Jezebel neo-liberal machine. Try being progressive sometime—it’s nice. You don’t have to hate ANYONE. Not even white people. It’s very freeing.

Prejudice against “white people” is a neo-liberal cornerstone. They pretend they’re progressive but do that shit just as much as the racists.

It makes sense that a man named Finger would write about hand injuries.

Bo and Luke Duke could not be reached for comment.

At first, I thought, no, retrogirl is wrong. Then I thought, no, retrogirl is totally right. WHAT WILL BE UNCOVERED? I love true drama, especially when Geraldo Rivera isn’t involved.

Rotating? You mean like on a spit?

My official opinion is that who cares about Jerry Seinfeld? If it weren’t for the money, he’d be on the same level of all those 90s comedy schlubs doing podcasts now. He’s just not funny. He may as well be playing in the Catskills at this point. Comedy evolves, and he hasn’t.

Um...that dress is cute the way that nothing is cute.

I am mystified by Amal’s dress. It’s a Native American fringe style. It’s not only a poor choice for the context, it’s fugly. Maybe she’s trying to be like, “I can look good in a gunny sack, you down-home yokels, so don’t even try to mess.”

I am not confused by this chart at all. If you think it says 146% of Americans have tried weed, you are lazy. And reactive. Because even though the chart makes total sense if you look at it for half a second, you still took the time to put up a post, so annoyed were you by this chart. Without thinking twice! Cuz…

I understand what you’re saying, but why should a corporation control what someone does in the other two thirds or more of their life that they are not working?

She works for a company. So she sued the company. It’s not that you sue a branch or a franchise. You sue the company and specify the branch or franchise. She didn’t overstep; it’s just procedure.

Well, if your mother could convince you to marry someone, there is a bigger problem than your mother.

It’s pretty interesting to me that you would call a 30-pill suicide attempt an “overdose stunt” and then slap the affected. That’s pretty fucked up. You can say “what about the children” all you want, but the fact is, you SLAPPED a person in a lethal condition. You didn’t call an ambulance? That’s pretty abusive and…

Who the eff is Shari VanderWerf? And no I will not Google. It’s in Tweet Beat, she should be famous as shit.

Isn’t crazy how articulate and analytic kids are these days? I do think the tween made a good point. When I was a kid, the point was to be bland and quiet to fit in, and today, tweens are all precocious and opinionated. I wish I was a tween today. :)

I have a question. To be clear, I totally support the inclusion of trans women at Smith. But my question is: why the exclusion of trans men? They have experienced marginalization as women on the basis of their biological (outward) status as girls/women.

Ah, the “When Do We Want It? NOW!” mentality. Always so effective. Just chant or be provocative, and things will change. Okay. I’m not saying these kinds of protests don’t have their place. But that girl dragging her mattress around is probably ruing the day she made that decision. Universities rarely do “effective…

I used to do the “i” thing, when I was a teenager with dangerously low self-esteem. It didn’t seem right to capitalize the I when I (i) felt so lower-case. I knocked it off sometime around my freshman year of college because people who didn’t know me in high school didn’t get it. Of course, at that point I started…