Kinda weird that the guy who thinks MLS is a joke doesn’t know that a shoulder charge is legal. And it’s not even a charge—Dann turns his body and Niasse initiates the contact (if any) by getting his arm under Dann’s.  

Hard to say exactly what the passage of time on the video actually was but he was blue almost immediately. Also can’t know for sure if the medics were on top of their game but they aren’t doing compressions yet which would be the case if there were still a pulse. Cardiac activity but unresponsive and blue superiorly…

let’s remember some basketball sneakers!

jesus christ, i do not want to be anywhere nearby when haisley finds out about this

That was my first thought as well. Saw that Scotty Auks tweeted “Well that was weird” right after the sketch aired.

Hot take: Shove taking place within the context of a basketball play where the shover gets called for a foul for said act, is fine. Shove taking place after the whistle, where the shover gets a running start to exact revenge for a harder than necessary foul that was already penalized within the rules of the game, is…

Well, considering James Franklin helped cover up a rape at Vanderbilt, they’ve got all the pieces they need to bring back the old Penn State!

Which is why the “equal play” effort was truly misguided. They made the men the enemy in the early discussions, when it didn’t need to be that way.

They convieniently leave that crucial information out these articles....

Per diems, playing all home games on grass, and other things like that should be equal for both teams and are apples to apples.

Ummm, base salary for the USMNT is $0.

JJ’s damn lucky he isn’t an equipment manager, cuz Blake would’ve taken him OUT!

“These people have awful names.”

I think they meant the goal of his lifetime.

In typical Phil Jackson style his response was to buy Kiyan music lessons so someone in the house could “learn to play the fucking triangle.”

As frightening as these images appear, it’s still a cool opportunity to learn about deep sea biology. I wish Gizmodo had identified the creatures.

I’ve never been a fan of the Marlins, but the death of Jose Fernandez hit me really hard, and this just brings me to tears. He was so talented, so young, and loved the sport. It’s hard to accept that he is gone, months after it happened. Despite all the sadness, this one moment will always make me smile, and allows me…

“The USMNT Lost to Mexico and Everything Was Alright Except for Those Garbage MLS Players,” by Billy Haisley.

Not even a little bit weird. Do you watch baseball much?