When Schiano saw what he had done he screamed “OH!”

Opposite with me. I love AoS, and am considering NOT watching this season because this sounds (and looks) ridiculous.

Time to beat off in the ol’ Man U or Arsenal scarf

These have lost a little bite since Billy openly admitted what we all already knew: he doesn’t actually watch the games

Well, looks like it’s time to reset the “Days Since We Shit on the MLS” incident counter.

Hey Hawkeye, what do you know about Iowa sports?

The Americans hold a 47-3-6 record against Canada, and have not lost to them since March 2001 in the Algarve Cup.

Well...I guess CrossFit is better than ISIL, but don’t make me say it twice.

Indeed. With all the shit you can taunt Hope Solo with (and there’s plenty) they picked the one thing that actually reflects poorly on them.

In fairness, have you seen that tiny rhombus of a field that NYCFC plays on at Yankee Stadium?

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

I figured Sports Illustrated would bust us first.

Counterpoint: PKs is fine.

Interesting. Did not know that. well, regardless, the show is pretty diverse and represents a whole broad range of different races, sexes, and sexual orientations.

Let's be real, that's not a wonder goal, that's just terrible goal keeping.

This kind of sensationalist nonsense isn’t why I come to Deadspin.