First they came for the mediocre comedians, but I said nothing, for I was too busy trying to think up jokes to write in A.V. Club comments.

Food and a warm place is big but in LA they also offer connections in the industry which is a huge draw  

Charles Manson turned them down for being so obviously kooky.

Supposedly he has to serve 85% before parole eligibility ... but he does get credit for 150 days of time served, so he’s got that going for him.

This may be a receiving-end opportunity for him.

He probably should have taken whatever plea deal was on the table. Can’t say I have much sympathy, though.

I wonder if Bijou Phillips will stand by her husband. She certainly stood by her father and was accused of far more hideous crimes.

I know people love a prison rape joke, but just to bring the mood down a little, I’ll say that as a victim of child sex abuse, I never for a second wished rape on my abuser. Death, absolutely. Frequently and fervently, in fact. But I don’t wish rape on anybody, and would rather hear that Danny Masterston spent the…

Mea culpa, I should have known that historically the AV Club’s comment section is not a place for silly jokes.

Somehow my father, who was astonished that “they” allowed the “documentary” Ancient Aliens to be aired and actually enjoyed Hubbard’s god awful fiction, read Dianetics and realized it was bullshit. A certified conspiracy nut who I am doing my best to push away from Q propaganda recognized that Scientology was a scam.…

It’s actually 30 to life, so his first eligible parole is in 2053. See ya.

The Church of Scientology is as much of a church as the Church of Arthur Fonzarelli, which is to say none.

She fucked Elon.

Seeing as how he’s 47 now, I think they will still be able to call it “That 70s Show”

Fucking hell. Had to look up what that was. Can’t believe he took part in something as nefarious as this:

30 years? He’s going to be locked almost as long as Shelley Miscavige.

Yeah, that guy was walking probable cause, to borrow a line from Archer.

Someone once said that celebrities are divorced from reality..

apparently its too hard to spell siobhan? who da fawk names their kid shivon?

DJ Donkey Punch Goes to Jail