The Greatest Story Ever Told is in Amazing Fantasy, issue 15.

Muppets are evil. They’re made of felt and say vulgar things while having a hand up their ass.

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“They’re afraid asking for a lawyer makes them look guilty, which it does”

Asking for a lawyer does not mean guilt. It means you know your rights.

Please bring back our avatars!

Bustin’ makes me feel good!

It’s a remake of a Prince song from one of his first albums. It is nearly the same, only difference is Stevie’s harmonica and Melle Mel’s rap.

We are experiencing Late-Stage Kinja.

The Flash

“I don’t wanna go.”

Don’t feed the troll. It is a waste of time.

Why feed the troll?

They don’t want to see each other one on one. But that happens when you go solo.

He always lacked awareness. I remember when Timbaland made comments about Missy’s breast size and making almost R. Kelly like comments about Aaliyah

Cornballs defend other cornballs.

Don’t feed the troll. That one is mind-numbly stupid.

Let’s be real. Most, if not all, mass shooting in schools happens in the suburbs or small town high schools.

Yeah. And you only have to pay him with baby wipes.