Penny wants a cracker...

I know. I saw him sitting in a pan on the side of the road. But now he’s marrying my grandma so... all good.

“I know a lady in Florida named Penny.”

These idiots, despite having extremely strong opinions about abortion, know next to nothing about it, just like the Bible they go on about, but haven’t ever read.

23 week fetus that survived in 1955. I call 100% bullshit.

I’m sorry but the image of multiple abortion attempts is absolutely killing me right now, like the fetus is just dodging instruments like the fucking road runner.

Also, if this had happened in 1955, it’s almost 100% doubtful that she would have survived, (being only a pound and a few ounces). There was nothing like a NICU in any hospitals at that time, and most fetuses that were pre-born at that early a stage died within minutes (as there was nothing the doctors could do to…

Maybe he made her from Florida so that she’s from the panhandle.

So amongst all the bullshit, the fact is that abortion was actually illegal in Michigan in 1955. This supposed miracle therefore isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement for banning abortion, since it clearly didn’t stop the ‘parents’ in this case.

In a related story, Idris Elba and I are getting a divorce.

After he described himself as having politics “straight down the middle” my read on him was ‘centrist’ that’s really a conservative but doesn’t like the blatant bigotry, but also buys into the right-wing agitprop that talking about it is the real issue.

Now to move on to a few of the newer idiots like Shitstain and Even My Mom Doesn’t Love Me.

Great news! It looks like Crystal Jewell was finally banned. All her old threads have been removed. It’s like they never happened. Unaborted daughter Julia has been aborted. Our long national nightmare is over.

You’re just saying that because it’s supported by facts.

i have the feeling that lots of them southerners who love this song are both obese & milking welfare.

Is it weird that Hera hasn’t changed her clothes since Rebels?

I was gonna make a snarky remark, but there’s a whole generation of viewers who potentially saw Attack of the Clones before the original Star Wars. I have no idea how many people that’s actually the case for, but it wouldn’t surprise me if their minds went to the tracking device in Episode II before the one in ANH.

Also, just remembered, in LITERALLY THE FIRST MOVIE OF THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE, A New Hope, a tracking device is what allows the Death Star to track the Millennium Falcon through hyperspace to find the location of the base on Yavin IV.

Just wanted to say there IS precedent for USING A TRACKING DEVICE on a ship and then following it through hyperspace. This was done by Obi-Wan to Jango Fett’s ship (the one we do not name) in Episode II. So that type of hyperspace tracking has been a thing for at least 20 years.