You know Kim is White, right?

Batman doesn’t do Christmas because... HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!!!

Which comes from a skit from a Richard Pryor record.

Every time I’m in space I see planets exploding, so this tracks.

“There’s Irish coffee in that nebula!”

That doesn’t mean he was a thug. He was a drug dealer holding a gun to protect himself from being robbed.

I slightly disagree.

Is that Silvermane’s head?

Hello! Welcome to the Internet.

“Oh, Peter dear, You have to wait for your wheatcakes. I’m servicing Otto.”

“You hit her pretty hard there, Rick.”

Please clap. Correctly.

“LUUUCCCYYY, what’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”

That sounds like the Luther Burger. Named after Luther Vandross.

Dane Cook isn’t funny. The backlash started when people finally realized that.

There is only two ways to respond to a troll...

Correction; Thanos is a Eternal with what is called “Deviant Syndrome”.

That’s insane. It looks like the whale is bench-pressing submarines.