FAUXCUSED FOR PRESIDENT 2020!

You gotta watch those dolphins, man. They love to rape.

El Dan is still in the basement...

...a dolphin ejaculates in Wesley’s mouth.

Ice, Ice, Baby

Yes.

Welcome to the current World.

“Pornhub subscription”

I don’t need a book to know none of this shit. It’s so fucking obvious.

Bamboozled is criminally underrated.

^ This guy is the Real Dr Emilio Lizardo.

Most likely, it’s the Gimp mask.

It’s another lie. He is not a germophobe. He just thinks he’s too good to touch the hands of serfs.

I really live in a nation full of idiots.

Buy till you die!

It’s still not exactly corrected. The LA Riots happened after the acquittal. 

The writer has to get the history correct. It gives context to what is going on now.

Meghan Markle shared her memory of the L.A. riots after Rodney King’s murder by the LAPD in 1992, in a commencement speech given to graduates at her old high school:

It still says King was murdered.

I don’t understand how these stupid motherfuckers made it into adulthood.