I’ll die before I watch this show! It’s nerd blackface!

Slim Shady

Wait, are you Stride Mother?

Heavens to Murgatroyd.

A H.R. Pufnstuf reboot about Witchiepoo’s bizarre sex cult.

That’s the sound of approaching death.

Tra la la

The 1989 Oscars killed Lucille Ball! 

I remember this! I thought I was insane.

In 1989, I was 17. I didn’t watch the Oscars back then either.

No reason? Rick and his gang killed them all.

This is the most boring date in recorded history, and I know a guy who took a girl out from Match.com and preceded to talk all about Reagan’s inauguration with her until she went to the bathroom and never came back.

#Notallnitpickers

Your comment is cheese.

Downvoted.

Wu-Tang Clan has somethin’ to fuck wit!

And while Johnny Depp and his accessory collection were once attached to play the title role

Never turn your back on a dolphin

...who also directed wildly realistic films like The Abyss and Aliens...