I’d Explorer.

Congratulations, Mr. themanwithsauce, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a Ford Focus which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as Pinto, Bronco and Mustang.

Whatever, I still want Baltimore because Johns Hopkins IS AN ELITE UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL.

If you live in the Northeast make sure that whatever the fuck was wrong with Mazda’s paint in the mid 2000s has been fixed. My 3 and every other one of the same era I see turned into a rust bucket within 5 years.

Despite losing Landry Jones.

Now for a live look at the AFC South

Please, anything but the physics!

Pretty sure that if one doesn’t understand this, they never had a Jalop card to begin with.

A picture of the official.

But it’s got huge running costs and parts are hard to find, so it could star in an article with the headline “For the cost of a brand new Aventador, you could get this half century old Saab!”

Dez to PETA: “Suck macaque”

Steve Williams served as Tiger Woods’ caddy from 1999 to 2011 ... [and] recently wrote a book called “Out Of The Rough” about his time with Tiger.

This might be the most horrifying thing I have ever heard.

This guy is a disgrace, and should be cut so the Bills can pick him up.

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

Tell him to take that shitty body kit off.

DCOTD

Well, they had already paid the marketing firm...

You just need to know where to look...