There are no scarves or bandanas around the mic stand, ergo not Steven Tyler!

Also a great way to defend yourself from ever getting laid.

Key and Peele need to do an East-West Bowl skit for this shit.

Worked as a broker.

You’re just adding more holes for him to try to put his penis in.

Awesome observation/deduction. Exactly why I look in comments sections, even if most comments are terrible.

Never lift!! (Your fingers off the keyboard)

Why spend money on a smartphone when a rotary dial desk phone will make calls without having to be plugged into a power outlet at all?

Yeah, it's like, why did all those people just carry around watches on their wrists when they have cell phones in their pockets that tell time? Who needs Bluetooth headsets when audio is in your phone? There's a serious use case for this, and it's obvious that every major tech company sees it as they've virtually all…

"Stop giving juice to the Raiders/Because Al Davis never paid us."

Pretty sure the promo girl on the left is giving a handjob to the Invisible Man.

So that is what happened to Jean van de Weld.

NHL playoffs are incredibly enticing. Anyone who thinks differently is a heathen and deserves to be cast from society.

"it's my bachelor party, and I should be able to do what I want, right?"

Dexter!

Totally the network's fault. Micing athletes on the field of play is stupid. If you don't want to hear what they say don't put a mic on them, or use a delay. Besides, they replayed it. Morons. As if they didn't know Tiger emotes verbally at times. And any parents who think that was harsh, don't ever let your…

Pretty decently? He's in 5th place in the Masters for fuck's sake. Give he guy a little more credit.