Oh no! Now I don’t have a QB for my fantasy team...the fact Alex Smith is my QB tells you all you need to know about why it’s a losing fantasy team.

This one made me actually laugh out loud. Nice job sir!

“eskimo”... you can say that anymore or so you’ll be told soon!

Schilling is so mad he has blood coming out of his whatever. Sad!

Cool story Bro!

Subpar.

The snaking draft order sucks for the people on the bookends, no time for the stinging to go away!

Yes happens all the time. Refresh should fix it.

Starred for “porking”...really, what year is it?

No kidding there are easy ways to ensure they can’t escape in a getaway vehicle.

Yes. Lazy people, tacky people, college students or all of the above.

You think a guy with this kind of money could afford to hire someone to take his Christmas lights down!

^This

“The sides on the top of the dishwasher are for glasses/mugs right? My wife puts bowls, tupperware, spatulas, etc. up there and then she always wonders why I move them. Cups fit perfectly in those rows, why would you think anything else belongs there? We should just get a divorce, right?”

It does, if you ever see it up close it is a mess. Still the best trophy in all of pro sports!

I’ve driven in snow on worn “Summer Only” performance tires on a flat road and just the crowning of the road had me sliding towards the ditch. It was the most white knuckle drive of my life just to make it home a mile or so. That drive on slicks down a mountain road must have been terrifying! Good on ya’ for making it…

Gasoline in a urethra is no joke.