“Oh yeah, well the jerk store called and they are out of you.”

If you drive a 335 with M parts, of course the “A4 stinks” you need to be looking at the S4 or S5.

“I acknowledge the third option”, yet you proclaimed earlier, “A QB running will either go out of bounds or slide.” Do you know what either means?

“ A QB running will either go out of bounds or slide. As a defender, you know that either of these scenarios can happen and you need to pull up.”

The real question is whether Manziel is the future QB for the Browns, we already know that McCown is not. Do you leave Manziel on the bench and not confirm if he is the future for the remainder of a losing season? It doesn’t make sense, the Browns need to know what they have going into next years draft. Let the kid…

If you don’t understand this your Jalop card should be revoked.

This (DCOTD) should really be a thing here at Gawker media.

How about any videos of NFL fans tailgating. I would love to see what goes on at a Raiders tailgate when you have fans like this...

I posted this response to the same question earlier...

With a price tag of $143000? I would guess you just tell Jeeves to wait in the car until you’re done shopping.

Now if I only had this guide when I was 16 I could have burnt the tires off my mom’s K-Car station wagon and been the “cool kid”.

“Dieselgate”????

“Pop on a sleeveless and let your pecs do the talking”

Texans fans...

Using that same logic guys should be shooting 59’s (or lower) all the time because of the technological advancements in the equipment. Uhhh, newsflash: it doesn’t happen. That will be a very difficult record to beat.

You’re god damn right my white middle age ass and that of all of my friends will be there to see this and I haven’t gone to a movie in the theatre since Avatar 3D was released. I am genuinely excited to see this movie, it comes from a important time in my youth when I really fell in love with rap music. I know I am…

I love how the props are a shower mat and garbage can from the bathroom of the Holiday Inn they were staying at. That’s some high production value.

“as to WHY he was keeping 5,000 euros under his mattress, no one knows”

Seems like a reasonable explanation.