Ready when you are.

“The Bills tailgate lot basically looks like Mad Max: Fury Road these days, and they still let everyone in.”

Oh how wrong you are...

“The Chickstar has no reason to exist; it’s overpriced at $4.49, it’s unwieldy to eat unless your Bell-assembler takes the utmost care (not the very most likely circumstance), it’s nutritionally abysmal, and it tastes like candied chicken fingers wrapped in compressed Wonder Bread.”

Chrysler New Yorker TURBO!

My god that is a bad example, what couldn’t find a picture of one already in the car crusher!

“This doesn’t need to be anything fancy—a cubic-foot-sized crate will be perfect. If you’ve got a big plastic storage bin that’s around, say, eight inches deep and at least a foot by a foot wide, you’re gold.”

Wow, a Gawker media post that isn’t shitting on Adam Carolla, just proves Jalopnik is the best of them all!

As Jolie suggested for travel mugs...rinse the the shaker cup as soon as you are done and it won’t become a problem. You know, “an ounce of prevention” and all that.

Only 1 hooker away from the Vegas hat trick!!

Simple, gifs don’t have sound and some people want to hear the play call. The video isn’t ruined, it is better.

It always bumped me every time he got in that boat. How does a Miami PD blood splatter expert afford that boat on his salary!

We've already seen this happen at the state level with Jesse "The Body" Ventura and Arnold Schwarzenegger...I don't see why Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson couldn't pull it off.

Oh, hot take! Your prediction skills are as bad as your joke.

I don’t get it, that’s sarcasm...right?

^ LE Moron

Well you are clearly not living in NY to work in the financial industry...$31K spent on repairs, yeah not too smart!

Let it be a new MR2!!