God damn it. Now “Last Christmas is stuck in my head.”

This year, to save me from tears, I’m going to get my revenge.

Nah - no way is Force Awakens better than Return of the Jedi! It’s too much of a retread of A New Hope.

It should look more like this:

Fucking Star Trek fans. They call Discovery STD. I ask them why we don’t call Voyager STV and they can’t give me an answer. It’s because they’re bitter and petty and they don’t give a shit if it doesn’t make any damn sense.

Discovery isn’t the greatest thing in the world, but does anyone in their right mind actually…

Agreed.

I’ve never understood the hate for Return of the Jedi. Yeah, the Ewoks were annoying, but badass Luke Skywalker made up for it.

Yeah, fans are the same way with Star Trek right now over Discovery. Of course, Star Trek fans hated on The Next Generation for three years, so that’s nothing new.

I think there are plenty of things that are bad without being interesting. Like the seventh Air Bud, for example.

The casino scene was pretty bad, especially the physics. Elephants can’t run through brick walls like they’re made out of paper. Why can these creatures?

And yeah, I wasn’t a big fan of Po in this movie. He disobeyed a direct order, mutinied against an admiral and pursued a course or action that cost thousands of…

That’s my problem with the franchise right there. Not everyone reads the books and the comics. Withholding important details and expecting people to read about it later is bad writing. Captain Phasma showing up randomly after being thrown in a trash compactor on a planet that blew into smithereens without so much as…

That’s the thing. I don’t read the expanded materials. I just watch the movies. So it’s really hard to get worked up about this nonentity of a character.

Phasma shouldn’t even be alive in the first place. She was dumped in a trash compactor on a planet that blew up a few minutes later. She’s not a compelling antagonist. She’s just a brainwashed soldier who follows orders. Nothing to see here.

Netflix.

I don’t think you can delete posts. Yet another failing of Kinja.

A badass.

He’d better be!

Yes. Because sex and violence are more important than good storytelling.

—- Kinja won’t let me delete, so I’m deleting it myself —-

That season six ending made me so angry I literally stopped watching the show. To this day, I haven’t watched the seventh season. Fucking Christopher.

I think she does date an accountant in the Netflix miniseries (not really a spoiler, he’s not a major character), but as you might expect from Rory Gilmore, she treats him like shit because he’s actually a decent person.

I say this as a member of Team Jess (naturally), but let’s be honest - Jess was still an ass.

Only if you share the syrup.