From a Venn diagram point of view, the intersection of the group A) Beauty Pageants Should Be A Thing, and B) Sexual Harassment Should Not Be A Thing, is exceedingly small, and might in fact only include Gretchen Carlson. If you add group C) Racism Is Still A Thing And Needs To Stop, the intersection becomes the null…

TRUE STORY: I work in Rock Center but NOT for NBC and a colleague of mine had a broken leg. One day she was struggling down the street on crutches past 30 Rock and Hoda walked out to get in her black car. Hoda did NOT know my colleague, but because Hoda is a dream, she gave my colleague her black car and told it to…

1) look at how many times did that guy brag about himself in his apology letter...yeah I totally believe you’re sorry.

Weird. My Google Translate keeps translating “Matt Lauer” as “patronizing rapist”.

one-fourth of a fifth will give you a headache, be it girl group or booze

This is the first one of these that I have groaned aloud at. Now I know how a bunch of (male) folks felt when Louis C K was exposed as a serial sex offender - I am ashamed to admit I didn’t want to believe it about Batali.

I could really use some love right now. My husband just told me that he wasn’t willing to try on our marriage. We’re ending.

See, there’s something in your initial post that I find fascinating and instructive: your trigger warning for suicide.

What’s your take on tungsten rings? I’ve had mine for awhile and think it’s the cat’s ass.

Jeremy Piven seems to be under the impression that people liked him before the allegations came out. Bless his heart.

Fuck you Piven. I bet he’s been shitting himself for weeks. They all are.

I’m still tryin’ to make my way past the fact that the child’s name is Hennessy...

The pot likewise distanced itself from its fellow piece of cookware, stating, “We are deeply troubled to learn about the accusations against the kettle. We find this kind of behavior completely unacceptable.”

And we certainly don’t need his.

It’s not “taking the fall” if you did the crime, dumbass. Someone punch this guy in the face, please.

It’s like he sacrificed himself to make the world a better place for the rest of us. He was hurting women so he could eventually help them. I have chills.

I’m going on record to proclaim J-Rod the most attractive celebrity couple in history.

Get off the cross, Harvey.

Depends on what kinna shoes Homeboy comes through in.