I find it pretty fucked up that the article mentions the names of “Jennifer” and “Tasha” but just refers to “their dogs” like they aren’t people, too. So sick of this anthropoarchal bullshit.

This reply is 50 times better than the article

Shit man. Theres some writers out there who can’t find a job and to them I say this. If Nick Douglas can get paid to write dumb two bit shit like this then so can you.

I have a reason to celebrate! After 5 years of waiting for The Asshole to fix the divorce papers he wanted me to sign, I went ahead and filed for divorce myself, back in June. This week, the judge signed the decree after The Asshole didn’t respond to the notice he was sent.

“I wish this stuff didn’t happen” because those assaults just happened, magically, all by themselves, with no input from you, right Bill? This is right up there with “mistakes were made”.

Ah yes, as Epicurus said:

So now it’s just he said vs she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said,…

I’m so sad and so tired.

2017: The Bitches Strike Back

I was pitching “Megyn Kelly Today, But Maybe Not Tomorrow”.

I sent it to a friend in the FBI. She owed me a favor.

Yeah, well, the first 20 or so people that accuse your husband of being a sex pest you can shake off, but #21 really does a number on your ability to trust . . .

Matt Damon has four daughters, people! He’s now contractually obligated to care about women.

I love DW Home candles. They can be picked up in TJ Maxx or Marshalls for $2.99 - $9.99. They’re a bargain, they smell amazing for hours (they have TONS of scents) and they feel nice and sturdy, not cheap. They look pretty sitting in any room.

I love DW Home candles. They can be picked up in TJ Maxx or Marshalls for $2.99 - $9.99. They’re a bargain, they…

I really like the WoodWick candles. They give off a nice crackle and pop sound and usually have a decent sized flame. Bed Bath and Beyond picks a scent of the month and marks them down 20% so that’s nice.

I really like the WoodWick candles. They give off a nice crackle and pop sound and usually have a decent sized…

*stands up, slow claps*

• Megyn Kelly asked Valerie Bertinelli, “What is muddling?”

That custody hearing should be fun.

That letter is fantastic, my favorite sentence was “I see your gaslight and now raise you a scorched earth.” Bring. It. Amber.

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?