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Get the Dr. Bronner soaps; you’ll have plenty to read with that!

Having 20 kids would be uninhabitable for me too. I'm glad they saved those poor women from such cruel conditions.

The chorus of “happy birthday” twice for regular washing! Nobody does that anymore...

As a microbiologist I’ve been trying to get people to stop using that shit for years, but I think I finally gave up a little while back. Yay, FDA!

Your sentence just brought this to mind. And I miss Brittany Murphy now.

My favorite thing about Rachel Dolezal is that her own parents outed her as white. Like she is that unlikeable that her parents threw her under the bus.

Am I the only one who starts reading each case and going “oh, I wonder if I’ll get this one right, I hope I get it” and then check each ruling and go “yay me!” like this is a quiz at school?

The Ruling: Not it’s not shade, you psycho

Lindsay Lohan: Here are all the photos of the time I got in a fight with my boyfriend.

Would it be “basicois”, though?

Basicosis?

What the fuck happened to this dude

They trusted a piece of plastic to protect the life of a woman.

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

Great, another story about an entitled athlete sitting down.

I have a comment likely to get lost in the greys, so I figured I’d post it here:

She is so fucking brave. I applaud women every time they talk about their experiences unapologetically but it hurts my heart that she is so young.

We had Tang in my house once! Just because it was astronaut juice. We all hated it.

If frozen OJ goes away, how will I corner the frozen OJ futures market?

Limeaid concentrate is my go-to margarita mixer.