Ashlee Martinson, alonside her 22-year-old boyfriend Ryan Sisco, allegedly fled her home near Rhinelander after shooting Thomas Ayers, 37, and Jennifer Ayers, 40, and leaving her three young step siblings locked in a room with snacks and juice.

Looks kind of like Kelly Clarkson

And people say kids today are lazy. She's killing at an adult level!

Generally in Texas, those three years are referred to as "fourth grade".

I made the mistake of clicking on the Gerber sandwich link:

I always get Julia Stiles confused with Erika Christensen. They both seem like EXACTLY the same person.

Racism in Oklahoman problem and an American problem. You say "really, any Southern university," but as someone who grew up in a blue state but went to school in the South (Roll Tide), I wouldn't try to rationalize this as something wrong with the South/Oklahoma/red states because it's certainly not unique to those…

if you laid Kim Kardashian end to end ten thousand times, no one would be surprised.

So. I want to say "fuck this guy." Except that is the OPPOSITE of what I want. Of what a lot of women wanted. And he assaulted them anyways.

Why is it always rapists and abusers who think their lives are so goddamn wholesome? Like, I've never fucking raped a human being (and never fucking would because I'm not a goddamn garbage person) and I wouldn't go on national TV to talk about how I'm fucking Mrs. Goddamn fucking Cleaver.

I think Kim looks more like one of those Dark Crystal geldings.

Sure! It was a shag carpet.

I sell swimwear for a living, if you want to get at those low cut swimsuits and want to avoide slippage: allow me to introduce LENNY!!!

When I was suddenly given a cancer diagnosis, we were stunned. But, I later found out from my mother that he called and told her that she didn't need to worry. He was not ever leaving me and that he would take care of her only child no matter what.

This didn't happen to me exactly, but it's still pretty awesome. So my aunt was getting married (c.1982), a few years before I existed, and her wedding color was a light mauve. She picked out nice mauve invitations with dark text which were surprisingly elegant considering it was the early 80s. She gave them to her…

Leonard (I am such a logical, sin-enabling, Christ-rejecting Jew) Nimoy

Meanwhile, over at wife academy, we drink cocktails and swap horror stories about men who apparently reached marriageable age without knowing how to cook, iron, or make a bed.

as a former WDW cast member, disney menu planning options also apply to vegan, halal and kosher. or at least it did 11 years ago when i left. people on vacation with dietary restrictions should really take advantages of the amazing support disney provides for them

We all know who really carries the show now. His thinly-veiled dislike of Guiliana fuels my soul:

I made my friend a dick cake for hers but didn't have time to ice it before dinner My mom said she'd ice it. When we came home the balls were "hairy" and there was white icing coming out of the tip. I've never been so traumatized in my life.