^^^This.

I cannot even begin to understand. I want to thank you. This is the environment women go to...to talk honestly about our bodies. I will never forget what you just shared.

Do you have female friends? I know you are trying and all, BUT holy crap. What source did you get percentages from? Annnnnd now I am an anger ball.

Wow. Have you ever had an abortion? I’m not just pro-choice, I am pro-abortion up until it squeezes thru my thighs and says hello.

Dallasopoly exists. My parents gave me the first version back in the 1980s. Now I am going to force my boyfriend to play it tonight. Yessssss.....

That.

I’m just up so....Houston is Houston, some people love it. Unfortunately, that hurricane that went through(Galveston, etc) caused a lot of damage. My bf had an office there. Windows got blown out. It is “ far” from the gulf, but fuck if it does not smell like it.

You lie! Drive down past DoubleWide and hit Little Mexico. Have car insurance. When you hit the 7-11, look across the street. Great food. It has really bad Disney drawings on the outside. Best speak Spanish(I do not). I can think of 10 other places.

Leave Jerry Jones out of this. He is like a bastard son of Dallas.

I think , “So is it true? Do you all ride horses?” Said by a cop that balked when I asked if he had ever left the island AFTER he said that. Yeah, we all “drive” horses. I came back to Dallas many years ago. It is thriving. It’s kind of like watching a child grow up. Exhausting and exhilarating.

Yes, it is. Drunk people and tourists tend to go there. Like a heavier OTB. Barely. I left out the SMU crowd and their parents. For fffcks’s sake.

I’m trying to figure out who my boyfriend is in this conversation. He’s defending Dallas and I love it. You want good/great Mexican food?! Drive to Little Mexico. Just a couple minutes away from downtown. My boyfriend is fluent and I’m a complete idiot... I just point to what my stomach wants. :) My Spanglish is…