Yeah, that seemed like a straight-up bash. On the other hand, people tell me I look/seem East Coast all the time (I’m not at all, though my parents are) and I feel really, really odd about it, but only because it makes me feel out-of-place. I live in Oakland. I swear some of my acquaintances think I’m actually from…

This was great. Thank you for posting : )

Er, who? Damn. At 28, I am clearly old as eff.

That look is SICK. Yes, yes, YES ALL THE DAMN WAY.

What Reese should have said was “Yes, honey, I get paid an incredibly unreasonable amount to pretend to be other people for cameras when there are people who work 3 jobs for 1/100th of the pay I make, experience unbearable hardships, and have none of the glory. We should change that, now. Let’s go to this May Day…

I see what you did there.

This doesn’t justify what she did, but you guys have no idea if the breakup caused some kind of mental break. Saying that when you broke up/break up, you just have scotch/climb into bed/listen to Fiona Apple etc. could reflect a much different break-up and mental state. It may be like saying “OMG I totally blew up at…

If you have the internets than you have Starz!

Ah, I now remember Sasha Redetsky. I remember very, very clearly what an *awful* actor that man was in Center Stage, and yet he was just so watchable....wonder whyyyy....

Aw naaawww. Dramas and soaps about the arts are my crack. Empire has me reeled in, hook line etc. Do I really need this? Yes, yes I do.

(The lines from this can really go toe-to-toe with Empire already. Empire: “Bougie debutante,” “Rich little country white girl...” Flesh and Bone: “My little debutante.” “I can’t do…

Thanks, man! I’ll keep it in my back pocket...(see what I did there. I’m just rolling in wit! ; )

Okay, well, you’ve very easily jumped into the head of such a skeevester, which makes me go hmmmm (kidding. You actually seem like a swell fella!)

I LOVE menswear/androgynous clothing. But my huge hips and behind (I’m thin everywhere else) mean it’s hard for me to rock the style. SUCH a bummer. Seriously. I get viscerally bummed about this. (Well, there’s a lot I feel uncomfortable wearing...though I perhaps shouldn’t).

These articles make me motherf*cking dizzy. Honestly, I’m probably wasting more money than I should on food, but the effort it would take to game the system and save a few bucks on chicken thighs, milk, and frozen fruit does not seem worth it. Time=money, people!
(Or, that’s my excuse anyway....I’ve been eating out a…

As a thin girl with a serious butt, I get comments literally *all the time* from men. I love this retort and I’m totally stealing it, please and thanks! (Actually, the last comment I got was pretty funny, though it still bothered the f out of me: “You look shy but your ass ain’t shy!” He said this twice, in front of a…

That’s a little scary.

Cooooookiiiiiiiiiie. We should all be so lucky to have a few Cookie moments in our lives (the badass mofo ones, anyway).

I lol’d. Wonderful smartass comment, that.

My fucking hero!

Holy crap, I just burst out laughing. Best one so far! That was pretty boss. This is a great dry-sitcom moment...