Okay. If he used his own phone. But this idiot used his wife’s phone. Tha isn’t a glitch. That’s stupidity.

I hate a cheater. I even more hate a stupid cheater. I mean, if you’re gonna do it, don’t be a fucking idiot when you do it.

Are you French, or even European? No? Stop trying to speak on behalf of countries with upwards of 100,000 million inhabitants. We’re not a monocultural zoo for the ‘muricans.

Not only can you get $48million, you can also be president of the United States!

ngl i read though as thought. but you can also take ur tone away now byeeeeeeeeeeee

She’s apparently a Grammy-considered artist (which just means she was eligible and her agent submitted her) and a Scientologist who you missed the opportunity to meet and eat free pizza with last summer:

😂😂😂

not logging out of an app is not a bug you complete brie covered buffoon 

Also, uh, don’t use your wife’s phone for cheating purposes? I wish I could get $48 million for being unremittingly stupid...

From quick googling, she’s a singer of pop and rock variety, is a Scientologist, and apparently really wants people to know she’s a GRAMMY considered recording artist. It is a VERY slow Sunday for me :/

Someone named Joy Villa. I wiki-ed her and it looks like she’s mostly famous for attempting to be famous. Last year she wore this monstrosity.

Here’s a better Trump dress.

Hoo Boy, you live up to your username. This is a very odd list to determine if something is funny or not.

When she threw the phone away I cackled.

Just a smorgasbord of 90's sexy thrillers, with a dash of “Death Becomes Her/Terminator 2"/

And Fatal Attraction. The “I will NOT be ignored, Jake” was almost too perfect.

Conservatives still mad they can’t do comedy, huh, buddy? Leave the jokes to the funny people. Your side is awful at it.

I watched it this morning knowing that some people thought it was sexist and I wasn’t offended by it, even knowing that I was supposed to be... Where do I turn in my feminist card?

I think my fave part of Melissa’s Spicey skit was when she turned the press room into QVC for Ivanka’s crap.