I can’t defend that song, because it’s terrible, but I will say I love it for its terribleness. I blare it at Christmas and shout the lyrics and my ten-year-old niece is even more convinced that grown-ups are weird and terrible.

I want Queer Eye for the Straight Hoarder. THat would be a good show.

Every time Bono bellows “TONIGHT THANK GOD IT’S THEM INSTEAD OF YOUUUUUU!!!!” I’m like, what the fuck is going on here?!?!?

I interned for the show for a summer... The men were all wonderful.

As a straight white fellow, it definitely pushed the stereotype that I’m a slovenly half-wit whose only exercise comes from scratching himself with Cool Ranch caked fingers.

Ugh, it feels like we’ve all stepped into a giant time machine and are headed back to the worst parts of our history. Granted, I feel like contextually this show helped bring visibility to the gay community back when it was on (I remember my very homophobic grandma started watching the series and realized, ‘Hey,…

I guess since we’ve taken a step backwards in so many other ways, they looked around and figured, “Why not us too?”

OK, but what if they do a White House episode?

writing characters for tv is hard - writing caricatures is easy.

Y’know, it’s weird. When I was in high school the meanest kids weren’t the super popular ones. They were blithely indifferent or blithely kind. The meanest kids were the ones on the edge of the popular clique who desperately feared NOT being in the popular clique.

See, she reminds me of the awkward, gawky girl who would have been made fun of by the popular girls, and developed this weird, competitive drive that has literally been eaten her alive ever since.

Every time I see her face, I have flashbacks to all the thin blonde girls who were really, really mean to me in high school...

“The news has been especially hard on Brotman, as he lost his wife back in December after complications from a stroke. Brotman considered his preparations for the inauguration to be a welcome distraction from his grief.”

I think he also recently lost his wife.

One of the Reverends read a passage that must have used the word “hope” six times while looking directly at him. I sincerely died.

It makes you wonder how many bridges has Trump burned since he was elected president. He thinks he is the Teflon Don but everyone has their limits. The more he pushes, the more he pushes people to the other side. It’s going to be interesting to see who will finally take him down. As more time goes on, the list of…

Can’t bring you out of the grays, but can say

I know it’s not related but for the love of god (ha) someone pull me out of the grays and someone else turn it on. I’m watching Trump at the National Prayer Service and it’s fucking delicious. They’re shading the shit out of him and the ones who aren’t doing it in English are speaking different languages and he’s…

Oh my gosh this is wonderful!! And he looks so happy, hahaha.

THIS MAN. I AM SO HAPPY FOR HIM. Seriously him saying he wanted to kill him self when he found out he wasn’t going to be an announcer broke my heart. And as was stated on the original post, a man of this age who has participated in many many inaugurations clearly holds it close to his heart regardless of who is…