That should be their new slogan! “Greasy easy online!”

Haha, I knew there’d be at least one smart ass.

Call me a bad New Yorker, but I order from Dominos all the time. My problem is even though I live in a part of Brooklyn surrounded by great pizzerias, most of them close early because I live in the ‘burbs. Meanwhile I can order from Dominos as late as 1am. And sometimes a gal gets a hankering for greasy and easy to…

Oh maaaaan... I’ve been contemplating watching this show for months, since I love Boardwalk Empire and Cillian Murphy is beautiful and this seems right up my alley. But Tom Hardy as a Jewish gangster? NOW I’M SOLD.

WERK IT.

My first email account was with Hotmail and I tried logging in to find what my first email ever was but I forgot my password and when I tried recovering the phone number and alternate email looked like it belonged to someone else. So I think someone stole my Hotmail account? Even though the email address wasn’t…

I didn’t know sheep could wag their tails!

Lol, the pants-shitting mustache guy looks like my ex.

“Yes, I wear makeup, here it is, on my face.”

God I love Beach House, sign me the fuck up.

I wish there was someone at my office that wore tutus, that sounds fun. I work in Bensonhurst and the majority of my coworkers are snobby Russians. :(

Dear god... I cannot imagine your suffering.

Probably not. No one from my office seems like the punk rock princess type. But maybe you’ll surprise me. Where’s your law firm located?

;)

Yeah dude, she’s totally doing the Kubrick Stare.

Jesus fuck how is this even a thing?

Omg, baaaaabies. I want ten.

THEY’RE JUST BIG BABIES.