Why/how do teenagers keep getting brainwashed and roped into these situations? What is the appeal? When I was 15 I was writing fanfiction and playing dress up on Gaia Online.

*Linda Belcher voice* CAT GIFS ALL RIIIIGHT!

Team Cat HQ, take a bow.

Basically me though, haha.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE BAR. I WAS JUST THERE EARLIER TONIGHT. I AM (sort of) A REGULAR THERE. YAY THE WAY STATION! WOO FOR RECOGNITION! THREE CHEERS FOR ANDERS THE OWNER! Doubt I’ll be able to make it that day, but I hope some of you will check it out. :)

Thanks, I’ll see where it goes. The thing that’s bugging me is that I’m getting a lot of messages from guys, but I don’t know if I really trust men or want to deal with them right now and I’d kind of prefer interacting with women (P.S. I’m a bi woman) but it seems none of the women that swing that way on OKC are…

Thanks, it’s good to hear that. I hope one day I can actually believe it.

I’ve heard so many success stories and I even got my ex best friend to meet her current boyfriend by forcing her to join OKC, so I know it works for some people. I’m just simultaneously too picky and not good enough. So much for the ego boost. :(

Is it actually any good? I’m kind of nerdy and goofy and not looking for anything serious, but I also know that the kind of free for all DTF vibe you find on Tinder is definitely not for me. I just want to meet new people that aren’t completely insufferable.

I imagine this will get buried, but I gotta vent. I recently reactivated my OKC account for the ego boost since I’m coming off a rough breakup and it’s just a long stretch of nothingness. No one messages me or bothers to respond when I send a message first. The most interesting interaction I had recently was some…

Regardless I will be dressing up cute for the occasion because I’m still recovering from a humiliating break up and I need to party and feel good about myself right now damn it! >:O

I got major heebie jeebies reading your descriptions, honestly the house sounds like a Lovecraftian nightmare. It’s unfortunate that you’ve had to deal with this for so long and now need to move, but it sounds like it’s probably for the best considering how cheap and stubborn your landlord is. I hope it works out for…

I’ll be there! Can’t wait! I’ve been looking forward to this all week. I hope the weather relents soon.

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING.

Well, I’m crying. Thanks for that.

LET ME LOVE YOU, YOU SEXY TRAGIC BADASS.

YES, YES, GOD YES. A THOUSAND TIMES YES. IN A HEARTBEAT.

Thank you! I thought I was alone in this.

I believe we’re missing one very clever girl.