One of them is my cousin (who is okay when he's not with his man friends), one is our buddy that we grew up with, and one is a complete neanderthal friend of theirs that I cannot understand why they continue to tolerate. Put them all together and you have a recipe for disaster. We went to our place in the Poconos…

Plus like, I know the styles that fit my figure but thanks to the fashion industry they're very fucking limited and I'm not gonna wear a fancy vintage cocktail dress every day I go out.

I know the problem: I was out of town so she didn't get to see this fabulousness:

After spending the weekend with a bunch of dudebros who think it's totally cool to talk about random women on the street like pieces of meat and who will only speak about women in terms of how hot/fuckable they are, and then coming home to read about this disgusting fiasco I'm not just done with male humans but ready…

Oh my god, so THAT'S where I recognize her from! I knew Mrs. Fitz looked familiar!

Ugh that sucks. Thanks though.

I was about to do that but suddenly I can't find the edit button? I think the heat is getting to me. D:

Probably my face.

Atta girl, your Highness!

What's not to like here?

Oh yeah he's a cutie pie out of the mask. But in character he does it so much more for me. Oh Richard~

Or as I said, you show me a sexy Richard and I will show you a woman on a futon, reading her prior-year taxes just for fun.

It's a Philly story, so I wouldn't be surprised if the gang is somehow involved in this catastrophe.

Get back to me when there's a trailer for Broad City.

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No, I mean I was hoping for better peens.

This post is so weird and sad and disappointing.

Yeah you've definitely been helpful, thanks for listening and chatting a little. This is clearly a rough window and it's gonna take time to get through it and feel better, but I guess I just need to hang in and not give up on everything.

I hope you're not me because you'd be pretty miserable right now. But yeah, I feel like I'm simultaneously looking for too much from my potential dates while not bringing enough to the table and it makes the romantic options that much narrower. Which sucks. I think I've made it clear enough that I like the dude but…

I've tried OKC numerous times and it's never really worked out for me. The same best friend I mentioned met her current boyfriend through the site, after I pushed her and basically made the profile for her, so I know it works for some people. I'm just too picky and weird or something. I downloaded Tinder on a whim…