He's a good actor and he has a nice voice but I'm sorry he looks like an alien lizard man and I will never understand the hullabaloo over how hot he is.

I was looking forward to my period because my mom tricked me into thinking my mustache would disappear as soon as I became a "real woman." I was disappointed to learn the truth. In the end I didn't start waxing and tweezing until 3 years after I got my period.

Oh my god, I never thought I would get so much joy from watching a dog eat peanut butter.

IT JUST KEEPS GOING DOESN'T IT?

I mean, she's a fetish model? So whatever. Sounds uncomfortable, but she's not promoting what she's doing as something for everyone. I hope she doesn't get sick. (But if she does, at least she's aware she's signed up for it.)

Bahaha, that Red cat was perfect. KETCH ZAT CHEEKEN!

I'm not saying all ace people never masturbate. What I am saying is that there's a wider spectrum than the article (and probably most people) acknowledges. I know a fair amount of ace people and they come in all different variations. Some masturbate, some don't. This is purely anecdotal though obviously, I didn't…

While I believe there are more asexual people out there than most people are aware of/willing to acknowledge, I think there's also a lot of women with sex drives that either ignore their urges or masturbate occasionally but feel ashamed enough to lie about it. BUT I think it's important to take the other factors into…

I had like four hot dogs over Memorial Day Weekend.

Sorry it's so humongous. And that I look high as a kite in the photo. I was so happy in that moment. She called me "darlin" and hugged me first. One of the highlights of my nerdy life.

Can you name some products you would recommend?

Oh my god, I thought I was alone. Let us all share a milksteak in celebration.

Jesus fucking Christ, in the time it took me to recover my password and sign into that dumb site all tickets for New York got sold out. I'm gonna go lie down and be sad.

Regarding Raisinets' placing:

They're so cute! I would be totally okay with that.

Need a new trendy name? Why not Zoidberg?

Eh, I can sort of understand their frustration. This reminds me of when I tried to get tickets for San Diego Comic Con earlier this year and I never got past the digital waiting room. I just kept seeing the update bar blinking with news about which days were being sold out until there were no days left. I was a…

Same here. Weather's being all kinds of crazy lately.

I actually can think of one person that might wanna see it with me. But she's a popular lady so I'd have to be proactive about asking her to see it with me.

Do you live in the New York area?