Jesus Fucking Christ, every time I read about this story I am filled with a shaking uncontrollable rage that makes me question my faith in humanity. I want to believe I can still support basic human rights for all people, even disgusting cretins who commit atrocious crimes, but this one takes the fucking cake. I…

Pretty sure "minge" means vagina.

I'm not hungover so much as painfully sleepy. I usually sleep in on New Year's Day (because duh) but this year I had to wake up early because a) my boyfriend had work in the morning and b) my friend who slept over too needed to go home early for whatever whack ass reason. And of course being the terrible sleeper…

Thank god I'm not the only one that got weirded out by this one. My current boyfriend and I are both still tagged in a shit ton of pictures with exes, but I have no intention of changing that (since the last relationship took place over 7 years of my life and I kinda don't feel like removing 7 years worth of photos)…

Not entirely sure? I think it's based on donations. They like to send a ton of emails to people who've returned from the trip asking to help send other kids to Israel, so I know there's that.

Aww poor baby. Well it's in his best interest. Is he okay now?

My back hurts from laughing. I need to show this to everyone I know.

Meanwhile I was there this summer as part of my Birthright trip (where Jewish young people between 18 and 26 get to go to Israel for free) and I was amazed by the unfairness of the segregation of the wall. The women's side was this tiny little chunk of space that was super crowded and nearly impossible to get to the…

Since everyone is just listing off their favorite skits now I really liked the part of Weekend Update with the Bar Mitzvah boy because that was SPOT FUCKING ON. Vanessa Bayer was great. She totally reminded me of my cousin when he was that age.

That sequence in Dumbo is the freakiest trippiest thing in animation history.

I know Lindy, I know. Which is why I'm not as butthurt as I might have been in the past. My own words yesterday as I was leaving the theater: "I know a year from now after I've watched the DVD 20 more times I'm gonna shake my fist and be like PETER JACKSON!!! but right now I'm still riding the high."

Lindy I was kinda sorta with you on some of that stuff up until the complaint about the riddle scene. That part is iconic. Yeah it's kinda whimsical and silly but I mean it's a kids' book. Even when I've forgotten other details and parts, I've always remembered that bit. I thought it was the highlight of the film.

Wait, but that's his dad! Or is he being possessed by a demon at this point? Aaaah I can't remember everything that happens in Supernatural.

Oh Charlie, how I've missed your zany nonsensical antics. I seriously need to catch up on Always Sunny soon— I guess I can do that while all my other shows are on break.

Yeahhhh my cats either look Puss in Boots adorable or dumb/sleepy. Rarely dangerous or sexy.

Pfffhahaha I need to remember that for next year's SGIVING. Meanwhile I should probably watch the rest of that SNL ep. For the majority of that skit I couldn't tell it was Jeremy Renner. Who knew he could be so funny?

Oh good god thank you for linking that video. I can't breathe but I'm happy about it.

Oh god I had avoided watching any of this garbage for so long, but I couldn't resist this time. My sensibilities are extremely offended.

Yeah really, that one was a clear win.

Hear hear! I will watch the shit out of this. I love period films/TV, especially when it's New York based. Aww yeaaaah.