Urgh that would be the last straw. The porn trolls in all the open threads are bad enough.

Jensen is pretty perfect in a general sense but Misha Collins kills me. I can't handle the gifs of him at Comic Con. Especially this glorious one.

Meanwhile WHOA what is up with the sudden header picture change for the article? Did Travolta and Preston not look awkward enough together in that photo of them kissing-but-not-really?

RIGHT? How perfect would he be? Slap on a wig and he looks perfect for the role— he already has the tan skin and the green eyes. Plus he's got the cocky attitude with a deeper gentler side down pat!

Yessssss that is an amazing casting! I can so see it now! Argh why doesn't the casting department for the series just browse Jezebel's comments for ideas?

Oh my god yesssss I have missed Jeff Goldblum! I never thought of him playing Beetee but now that I think about it, it could be awesome! He is so good at the neurotic twitchy sciencey guy!

Dangit why couldn't the Hunger Games have been made seven to ten years ago so Jensen Ackles could be Finnick? Ever since the casting popped into my head I can't shake him from my headcanon. But he is obviously a bit too old for the role at this point.

Oh man now I want to rewatch that episode. I just finally finished catching up on Supernatural so I have a slight void in my life because there's no more new episodes to watch. I'm considering just going back and rewatching all the good ones.

Haha off topic but that is a GREAT episode. I love how Castiel can't stop eating burgers the whole time.

Boom! Roasted.

I am strangely okay with that. Very very okay with it, actually.

Congrats!

Well then different strokes and all that. But I have definitely laughed like— or more specifically like "mwahaha" (which I think is a little more evil sounding).

Did he ever show up? I know you posted this four hours ago but I can't help but be curious as to how this worked out. I hope your dude is okay and you guys ended up having a nice night together.

Check please!

Clearly you do not hang out with enough evil geniuses and/or crazy people.

I'd watch that.

I am basically shaking with rage that this is even a thing that happened. That someone would even think to do that. THAT SOME DOUCHEBAG THOUGHT THAT WAS AN OKAY THING TO DO. I MEAN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! WHO DOES THAT?!

Oh sweet tired baby, I know how you feel. I'm stuck at work doing tedious drudgery overnight when I just want to go home and nap... preferably while cuddling my cats.

Damn I was really hoping this article would be about a cute damp seal.