So I'm sick with what I'm almost certain is the virus from The Strain and I'm watching The Birdcage on Netflix and I just have to say two things about this movie. The son who forces his dads to put on an act for his uber conservative future in-laws is a little shit. And hoooolyyyy goddddd, Hank Azaria is incredible…
Groupthink, once again I come to you in need of advice and suggestions. I've been trying to work out more the last couple of months and it's coming to my attention that my old workout clothes really aren't cutting it. I mean, I'm okay with continuing to wear old/ugly t-shirts, but the issue really is sports bras and…
So it's time to buy some new foundation, since the seemingly bottomless bottle I've been using for several years is finally starting to run out. The brand is from some weird expensive health company that my mom used to be big into and I didn't even have to pick it, she just gave me hers (since we have nearly the same…
In summer/fall I was working nonstop, constantly bouncing from one gig to another (I work in film/TV production as a PA), but since winter hit there have been so much fewer jobs available. All of my work connections have either forgotten me or don't have the opportunity to hire me for stuff. And yet I know people…
Ugh, I shouldn't be wallowing in self pity/loathing. I got my first tattoo today and it was awesome and I had a fun day in the city with my best friend. I just always get so lonely and down in the dumps the second I get home though. I start overanalyzing my appearance in all my photos and comparing myself to…
So this is an actual message I received from an actual human being who actually thought this was an appropriate way of courting an actual lady.
So some backstory before I get into the chunk of my post here: my best friend has been lonely and depressed about her singleness lately (moreso than usual) and it's starting to get out of hand. Like that's all she talks about. And I mean I get it, because I'm single and miserable too, but I try to find amusing…
Every time I see someone on Facebook being self righteous about other people working out or getting in shape I want to go for a walk...
What is it with all the breast and bra themed main page posts today? Did I miss a memo or something? All this is doing for me is making me jealous of women with "conventionally sized" boobs who don't have to shop in specialty stores for their bras and can wear funky dresses without worrying about hiding their…
I hate that I have this persistent awful cold that just won't go away. I hate that my period is super late (even though I haven't gotten action in forever). I hate that I'm feeling fugly and gross because of acne, bloat, and just a general unhealthy cloud from this dang cold. I hate that I'm out of work and getting…
I hate that I agreed to letting you move in with me even when I could see our relationship deteriorating before my eyes. You thought we were ready for that, instead it just made us sick of each other and pushed us further apart.
No matter how many well wishers tell me to have a happy birthday I just can't muster the positive energy today. I still just feel old and lame and unaccomplished and alone. I think past a certain age, birthdays just kind of stop being fun for a lot of people. Last year I tried to have a conventionally fun birthday…
