Thanks!...I think.

Here you go buddy

And he came back with a kevlar cup after watching a video of the maker’s founder taking one to the junk, Super Troopers-style.

I don’t even have nuts and I’m feeling nauseated after reading that.

I have fawned over Meat Sack articles in the past, and I think its a testament to how interesting the subject matter is that this one can hold my attention, instead of NOPEing straight out for the day. I never knew about the blood-testis barrier. Also:

Once again, the GMG Art Department hits it out of the park.

That was always my suspicion.

That is horrific! Given his age though I’d be surprised if there wasn’t more to the story. My bet is there was some exploration going on. 

I’m a chick and this was painful to read.

You say that, but who knows what Princess Tori Lux has on her schedule.

Yeah, this article was like Suspiria in the way that the horrors accumulated until every word became fraught with terror and every sentence pulled my brain stem to piano-wire tension.

I found it’s very hard to scroll an article with both hands on subconscious protection duty.

Game over, everyone.  No one is beating this today.

When my cousin was about 15, he woke up in the middle of the night screaming. Apparently, one of his nuts just spontaneously untangled. Had to have emergency surgery to put it back together. Yes, it was as horrible as it sounds.

Spent the entire time shifting uncomfortably in my chair.

“As a United Methodist, and he’s a fellow United Methodist, this is not right, and this is not part of our Christian teachings or our values or our beliefs,” Rev. Allison Mack of the North Hollywood United Methodist Church told ABC 7.

Hi. I’m an alien.

My Dad keeps saying Jesus will soon step in and punish these bastards. I keep asking him when. It’s been quite a fucking while now. He skipped the whole barrel bombs on Syrian kids thing. Missed the Myanmar and Yemen genocides. Hey Jesus, let’s get some kickback going eh? Hello?

Hell I’m traveling to Virginia from California in October for a marathon and you can bet the Red Hen is my first stop after landing !

you didn't get the memo?