Not to mention their Draconian philosophy of blasting ganja laws back to the Stone Age. 

You seen to be confusing the term 'share' with 'fair share'. Remember, fair is not the same as equal.

This is further evidence he doesn't have one. I'd like to note that his brain also has not exploded.

Sounds very Daenerys Targherian, no?

“I can’t google that from work”

If some civic-minded netizen doesn’t add this article to the wiki for testicles, I'm going to be hurt, wounded, pained, sore---

Why stop with one? After the day/week/year she’s had, doesn’t she *deserve* the entire platter?

Step back, son, and let Trump’s warter-keyryers give the English language a much-needed smoky-eyed makeover.

That’s it; as SHS once said soon I hope, “I’m done.” Gator-splaining; too funny.

I see they’re getting a head start on their futures in striped suits.

Who are we to judge what gets Stephen Miller off? Based on the reports that he giggled over the audio of crying babies, I have to think he’s positively giddy to receive abusive phone calls and texts from an angry proletariat.

<cough> Robin Arryn

And you’re a hateful coward.

You sir, are no writter.

My apologies for a double post. Guess I was just trying to up my syllables without resorting to sesquipedalianism.

No, but ‘to mary’ someone would be a great euphemism for same-sex legal linkages leading to adoption.

Number Four Will Rip Your Gonads Out By The Roots!!!!

While I can appreciate the question, something tells me that if the answer were ‘yes’, we’d read about it elsewhere. I’m picturing publications with scientific influence even larger than that of Gizmodo, for reals.

Again, in this context, it matters a lot less than one might otherwise suspect.

OMFSM, I’ve been reading these replies for, um, well I’m not prepared to admit for how long, only that I have been enjoying myself immensely < pause, dash to kitchen for quick bowl of ice cream > but, damn... this image is the first thing that honestly made me laugh out loud. creamcheeseking, indeed.