Not to mention their Draconian philosophy of blasting ganja laws back to the Stone Age. 

You seen to be confusing the term 'share' with 'fair share'. Remember, fair is not the same as equal.

This is further evidence he doesn't have one. I'd like to note that his brain also has not exploded.

Sounds very Daenerys Targherian, no?

“I can’t google that from work”

If some civic-minded netizen doesn’t add this article to the wiki for testicles, I'm going to be hurt, wounded, pained, sore---

Why stop with one? After the day/week/year she’s had, doesn’t she *deserve* the entire platter?

Step back, son, and let Trump’s warter-keyryers give the English language a much-needed smoky-eyed makeover.

That’s it; as SHS once said soon I hope, “I’m done.” Gator-splaining; too funny.

I see they’re getting a head start on their futures in striped suits.

Who are we to judge what gets Stephen Miller off? Based on the reports that he giggled over the audio of crying babies, I have to think he’s positively giddy to receive abusive phone calls and texts from an angry proletariat.

<cough> Robin Arryn

And you’re a hateful coward.

You sir, are no writter.