Coming soon to AV Club: For Your Consideration: Bush was better than Nirvana.

I'm outraged at your suggestion!

We can multi-task our outrage.

I heard up to 3 million votes were illegal. Sad.

Now, Nickelback will enjoy some ironic resurgence. Thanks, John Misty.

So who is she screwing at Netflix to get this show?

Shit, they throw those things around like promotional frisbees.

Yeah, a rich Michigan boy trying to pretend to be a Southern redneck. Does he love the American flag or just simply use it as an accessory like most "lean right" types?

Imagine an anthropomorphic bottle of Sun-In.

That wouldn't be duel then. That would be one guy with a sword chasing the other guy around.

Sorry, he stepped out to get his Koch Bros. check and new set of orders.

Must see civilization crumbling!

West Wing with the prediction. Hell, the Simpsons were right. Why not?

Rebuttal: Hey smart woman! You're old and ugly and can read! Bitch! Fuck you! You killed America in Benghazi!

Dude, you're as beta as they come. You cuck libtard safe spacer something something something.

The phrase is in relation to, ya know, Nazis running the world.

Went to one with my wife. Server didn't seem too pleased that she couldn't put on her cocktease act fully. Wings were meh. Atmosphere stressed me out.

Going by one of the films: Joe joins rogue Nazi para-military org (ala First Order) that performs terrorist/guerilla attacks in Pacific States?

I guess "Midnight In The Garden of Good and Evil" never becomes a thing. Thanks, Nazis.

Season 3 better be nothing but Smith and Smith-based flashbacks. I want to know how he went from Solomon Island soldier to doing horrific shit on the Ohio River to becoming Obengruppenfuhrer.