Former Emo kids are in their thirties now, so they now have control of AV Club reviews.

Save that baby-daddy bullshit for Maury Povich.

Aw, poor little snowflake afraid of (wait for it) a nuclear winter. Huh? Huh? Get it?
(crickets)

Gabe would be a great Trump spokesperson.

"Downfall" in reverse is an uplifting story of a man who survived a gunshot to drive back a Red Army invasion of Berlin.

At confirmation hearing: "If I wanted to save the inner city, I would save the inner city."
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Should have inserted B.J. Novak in there.

But not Lazlo

So we're into 2013 nostalgia already. Thanks, Obama.

I'd love to see a black woman knock Milo Yiannopolus the fuck out.

Unfortunately it didn't take place at a Waffle House somewhere in South Carolina at 2 in the morning.

Dixie Tits!

Gordon Ramsay as Cussing Smurf.
"You're living in fucking $2,000 truffles! Are you fucking mad!"

For real. I wouldn't mind seeing them shoved into an incinerator. Everything comes to halt when they are on screen.
And what is up with Joe's longing for her? They were together for what? 2 days? And most of that was running to escape the Marshal whose presence almost killed this show in the crib.

Oh snap! Way to clap back, HAL.

HAL uses big phrases like "identity politics" that he learned from some dipshit conservative millenial's blog.

LEEEEWIIIISSS! LEW-A-RAMA! LEWMAN! THE LEWMARATOR! SHAKA ZULEWIS!

Nazi second-lines in Neu Orleans!

Biggest surprise of this episode? Childan appears to be heterosexual.

And Jewish. Hitler would've personally shoved him into the oven.