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Arrival 3: The Return: I forgot my keys

"Oh, I see you've got your big fucking knife there."
—- Charlie Utter

Reviewer is probably early-30's which means Tosh is be-all, end-all of comedy.

Hey Goldstein, stop copying and pasting Orwell. ;)

I watched a few seconds of the Schumer video. Then I clicked on the original video because Beyonce.

U-S-A! U-S-A!

For real! I almost spit out beer out of my fortysomething year old mouth while watching TV in a reclined position.

I always thought Janice was hot af. Even with the voice.

Sounds like Noel Gallagher talking about System of A Down.

No "Jump Around"?

Waiting for a fucking Bizarro standalone movie!

Yep, that was the Trump speech in a nutshell.

Kanye is more obsessed over Taylor Swift than most of her fanbase.

Sorry, Curtis Jackson is already attached to play Hughes in the next one.

If it was a mid-Jennifer Connelly romp, well, I would be down for that. FIFY

How the fuck does someone not have "Rid Of Me?"

Maybe these motherfuckers need to put down the 9 mms and get a fucking job to pay for their homoerotic tribal tattoos, body hair waxes, MMA pay-per-views and Ed Hardy shirts.

Too soon with using the name "Omar."

You're not supposed to be listening, just lusting because, ya know, cute girls playing "garage rock"