Oh, fuck, no Wonder Twins, please, with that dumb monkey throwing the pale of water. I just want a Legion of Doom with Bizarro and Solomon Grundy.

Chelsea thinks to herself "Is there anyone at TDS who would want to fuck me in exchange for the hosting gig?"

This has Nixon-Ford era written all over it

Very meta

We rejoin the show with Megan having a huge coke habit and running through Don's money.

On the next Mad Men, Joan looks up from her puke-green colored desk and indignantly says "What?"

Twizzlers? It's all I've got.

True.

I still have yet to see the positives of using Twitter. Looks to me it is a place for celebrities to fawn over each other and for teens to organize flash-robs.

Exactly. Reporters nowadays have either bought into the whole game (Oh, politicians lie, of course they do, so lets laugh at it all while these politicians enact laws that fuck over whole groups of people) or they are chickenshit because they think they will lose access to politicians or be ostracized.

Which are worse? Zombies or Suicide girls. Hmmmm.

Screwed up releasing those Rein Sanction albums also, amirite?

Grammy Best New Artist nominees

He'd still be unfunny and, you know, make a Kournikova reference.

Watch Kilborn apply for the show.

He doesn't know either unless some other producer has sampled them first.

So what was Kanye doing during Katrina? Bitching about blood diamonds while rockin' his bling that MOST ASSUREDLY DID NOT HAVE BLOOD DIAMONDS.

doctorunknown will now narrow his criteria for white male celebrities so you can't debunk his ridiculous statement.

Because Jay-Z and Kanye are such dynamic performers with their whole pacing on stage and pointing routines. Please.

Seriously, where is the outrage from Kanye over her existence?