The Dawes one is really a secret "fuck you" to Hyden.

And a villainous broad

"Santa Monica" was Everclear's first hit.

Is this one of those joke hatesongs? How could he not understand what Green Day was trying to say? I don't get the O'Reilly Factor part either. And why is he so fixated on money Green Day made?
Maybe AV Club should have Hate Interview where people talk about the worst interviews because this would rank up there.

"Fucked Up are the best rock band of the last 20 years."
Wow, and you're questioning my taste in music after making that statement?
By the way, I just said I didn't get what all the fuss about them. They aren't the worst band (Midlake is all-time champion, BTW) but I have heard better.

Ok yeah, I can see Husker Du in there.

Joe Walsh should do a cover album of Henley songs.

So hardcore is all about screaming over some vaguely punk chords? Is this HC for dad rock people? Sorry, I don't get the big deal. I'll just listen to original hardcore. I don't need a bunch of indie rockers doing some quirky approximation of it.

This is all about Scientology, right?

Kirk Cameron's wife isn't in this? I'll pass.

"Yo, why they cancel 'Sliders'?"

I thought she was going to pull out a box full of Dick Whitman photos.

Darn

Well, then you like Nirvana because Kurt wrote that album. Courtney's a parasitic hack. Always was, always will be.

Glancing at that sentence all I saw were "Joan" and then "boobs"

Don Draper invents 4Loko

Harry Crane wishes he was a fuckin' Mentat

Wasn't Marigold the name of the chick Roger was with when he had a heart attack?

Good theory. And, yeah, what we're going to watch 7 more episodes of Don being a good little sober worker bee at SCD&P? To paraphrase another show that white people love - "The Don stay the Don."

Yeah, like I'm supposed to believe Jango Fett was some Polynesian/Aborigine MFer. No way their heads could fit into those Mandalorian helmets.