Wholeheartedly agree with all of this. I’ve had both, and while roaches are GROSS, mice (and UGH rats) are more of a serious health hazard.

Mice will shit in your cereal and on your dishes. This could get you sick.

For me, almost everything a pick up can do, a van can do better.

Never would have thought the French would give up so easily.

I took my blood, I doped it down

It really makes you Wonder.

I’m a movie nerd and I used to be absolutely obsessed with Tarantino because a lot of his work comes off as being made by a nerd’s nerd, so-to-speak. If you’re into the grindhouse gore and B movie campiness as much as you’re into the epic scale of a great western/samurai movie and elegant plots of a great noir, his…

Good.

Seriously, good, I’m glad for Thomas that he has the opportunity to give his opinion on the way he was treated and that even in spite of how he got fucked over, he has still been able to land a decent payday after his recovery.

The NFL is where the clarity of looking at athletes as workers, as laborers who are…

I live close to two nationally-recognized pizza joints and a ton of other quality pizza and they’re all very good but Pizza Hut is the fucking bomb and I don’t apologize for that either. 

GTFO with this crap. When I moved to Chicago from the NYC area in 2001 I drove 30 minutes to Bucktown for a half decent pie, and it wasn’t even all that great. Deep dish- gross. That thin dry ass crackery crust shit sliced into squares? Even worse. Jesus the pizza in Chicago is terrible.

“If you wanted chicken you should have gone somewhere good, you piece of shit” is how I end all of my emails.

I like how everyone is rattling off their bullshit regional chain restaurants. That’s against the rules, you don’t get to say the clearly better quality product holds up better than national stadium sponsoring size fast food fuckshacks.

During plebe summer at the Naval Academy (1997) one of my squadmates revealed that she had never seen Top Gun. She was roundly mocked, nicknamed Goose, and since plebes aren’t allowed to watch movies or listen to music, our platoon had to re-enact as much of the movie as we could remember, including the music. The…

The fuck is wrong with you.

Oklahoma has some truly spectacular and majestic plains, especially at sunrise and sunset, but it also has Oklahomans.

No and that’s my fear:  They can’t keep floating on VC funding or whatever but man every single Lyft ride I’ve taken has been far superior to every single taxi ride I’ve ever taken, it’d really suck to have to go back to taxis.

These viewpoints are not contradictory. These are bad companies that are losing tremendous amounts of money as part of their business plan. The people at the top of the corporate chain, however, are making money, but everyone who invested in them is going to get hosed

Christ. +1

It’s been an incredible week of features on Deadspin.