Great read, what is with all these great Deadspin articles these past few days?

Who was he? White. Having a mom as a judge a county over helps too.

So when does the book, David’s Jeep Mis-Adventures, hit the shelves. I can’t wait to download an illegal copy.

I pulled a muscle sneezing. WTF??? 

Nicely written!

Love these longer reads. Wish there was more of them. Great job.

An MTA spokesperson confirmed to Jalopnik that train service continued as scheduled while police handled the scene.

Okay, take your damn star.

Just when you thought that deflated balls were a thing of the past.

Sorry for y’all’s loss, You are going to make an amazing mom and dod one day.

Re: First date. Don’t get her anything until she sleeps with you...DUH

My marriage qualifies...

I’m pretty sure the voice is that of “The Count,” from Sesame Street.

If everyone in attendance gave her a dollar, she’d walk away with like 15 bucks!

That a dash cam will save your ass every time!

I really like the descriptions of the people he met and how he remembers them. Gives you an idea about what he went through, and how he was shaped by that. His honesty about pissing himself is refreshing.

So how hard is it to do a 2 inch lift kit? Asking for a friend. I have an F150 and use it to haul gear, been thinking about a Tesla, but this is much more my style.

I still don’t understand if Bobbit was in on the scam.

Don’t click on video, DON’T CLICK ON VIDEO... Clicks on video and looses appetite, and we’re having TACOS!

One of the volunteer organizations I help with has a guy like this. We wait for the buffet or pot luck to start shutting down and prepare ONE to-go container for him. Otherwise he will make three or four. Efff that guy.