It’s funny the things that stick in your brain. I was driving our nice from San Antonio to Ft. Worth. And all she said was PIZZA HUT. ONE MILLION TIMES. 

We stopped at a Waffle House during a road trip, oldest child maybe seven thought it was amazing. No idea why. He is 22 now and to this day, whenever we drive by one, he mentions it.

Their parents set up the “stray” dog to be at that stop.

We were on a road trip with my kids and my parents, long about day 12 we were driving by a corn field and my dads asks us to pull over so he could steal fresh sweet corn. My wife is all, “hey uncool, that’s stealing.” And my dad was like, “I picked enough damn corn in my life, I get a free pass.”

What is this spicy Chicken you speak of??

Chicken Express > Zaxby’s > Raising Cain’s

This has been happening to Cowboy’s fans for years...

I love Norman Chad’s color commentary. Wish football would have someone like this.

Back some 27 odd years ago, I was invited to a Texas Rangers baseball game, Nolan Ryan was pitching that night. I didn’t go because of a girl. No hitter number seven. We’ll be married 25 years this month, I shoulda gone to the game...

Said David Tracey, NEVER!

Too bad he is not a starter, he could walk right up to the mound and get to work.

It is like you spoke to my soul.

That’s better than what I was trying to come up with...

Them’s fightin words!

I’m THAT dad too, except I used the word dumbass.

Wow, You OLD!

I always tell me wife, “If you are gonna put the buffet table in front of me, I’m gonna want to eat.”

Paging David Tracy, David Tracy...you have a call...

Your place sounds really beautiful.

I do an hour long each way carpool with a co-worker, she’s really cool and stuff. We take turns driving, she thinks it weird that I blow a kiss and then rub the dash with my hand while saying...”You know I love you and would never leave you.” I’ll also say, “c’mon baby, don’t let me down,” before I start the truck.