Chicken Express > Zaxby’s > Raising Cain’s

This has been happening to Cowboy’s fans for years...

I love Norman Chad’s color commentary. Wish football would have someone like this.

Back some 27 odd years ago, I was invited to a Texas Rangers baseball game, Nolan Ryan was pitching that night. I didn’t go because of a girl. No hitter number seven. We’ll be married 25 years this month, I shoulda gone to the game...

Said David Tracey, NEVER!

Too bad he is not a starter, he could walk right up to the mound and get to work.

It is like you spoke to my soul.

That’s better than what I was trying to come up with...

Them’s fightin words!

I’m THAT dad too, except I used the word dumbass.

Wow, You OLD!

I always tell me wife, “If you are gonna put the buffet table in front of me, I’m gonna want to eat.”

Paging David Tracy, David Tracy...you have a call...

Your place sounds really beautiful.

I do an hour long each way carpool with a co-worker, she’s really cool and stuff. We take turns driving, she thinks it weird that I blow a kiss and then rub the dash with my hand while saying...”You know I love you and would never leave you.” I’ll also say, “c’mon baby, don’t let me down,” before I start the truck.

Are you saying Drew is funny?

Holy smokes, a gong? I LOVE IT!

Parents of kids, some advice from a been there done that, take some time for just you and your significant other at least once a year. Leave the kids with their grandma, an aunt, or just lock them in a closet. Get away, get drunk, get naked, sleep in. you won’t regret it. Works even if you haven’t talked in months.

The wife and I tried to take at least one break “away from the kids” a year. This more than likely saved our marriage. 15 times.

David, you hit one out of the park yet again!