I’m gonna go with my wife’s 2002 Silver Honda Odyssey.

I’m pulling for you David. I’ve off roaded near Moab and loved it. Start thinking about a book deal.

YOU GO GIRL!!!

I’m gonna have to buy some of his books. Loved him in Summer of Sam.

Haha about the Mazda, my dad gave me one out of college B2000. He had me send $250 a month to my sister in college. Joke was on me. He probably paid 4 grand for it, and my sister changes majors. I probably sent her over six grand. We are close, and I was glad to be able to do it. But I never did the math.

We did this by saying, “here’s three grand, let’s find you a car.” Two kids. One A4 and one Passat. Oldest has been driving his Passat for five years and the younger A4 three. The kicker is, you must work during the summer and grades matter. If you wreck it, and it is your fault, buy a bicycle. Both those cars have…

took me a while, now I’m going to hell.

Burnerbrox for President!

Great job, Great read! I have been thinking of finding something to wrench on. NOT ANY MORE! No thanks

Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your cards down. WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

Beautifully done sir. I tip my hat to you.

My wife would never leave the bathroom!

Dante Jordan is a writer living in Dallas, Texas. He enjoys making people laugh, taking days off, and binge eating on weekends.

Can’t they appeal the the Catholic’s highest level? Cool Pope would let them play!

Oh man, oh man, oh man!

This!

Okay, let’s just say he did get in correctly, How does he get out of the car? It looks like there is no room to open the door.

Pansy umpire, it is just a tennis ball.

I have a 2005 that I paid 13,000 for and it had 60,000 miles in 2009ish. It now has 180,000 miles and people come up to me in Dallas and south Texas and offer ten grand for it. Blows my mind. I have replaced a battery or two and new ball joints and such, not much needed.

You are a good parent!