AWESOME TITS BABY!

Ref: How many cards am I holding up?

Only with snow, and bears, and beans in a can, and sharing the canned beans with a friendly owl that comes by to share the warmth of the fire. "Bones," J.J. Watt would call the owl. Because it brought him a field mouse's ribcage as a sign of acceptance into its owl tribe.

I used to set a timer to see how fast I could change my boys diapers. Kinda like a pit stop at the Indy 500. The main trick was having the fresh diaper underneath. Good times, don't miss it though.

How long were they on the lamb?

How in the heck can a jeep or two pull an 18 wheeler? Wow!

Donuts in the cul-de-sac on the first take. I like that. The canned sound, not so much.

Well done Mr. Hannan.

(He'll reportedly look to transfer and continue his career elsewhere.)

Totally not Kosher,

You've never had good breakfast tacos if the tortillas are not fresh and homemade . It makes all the difference in the word. I shouldn't have married for love, but for tortillas. Too late now.

Darrell Reaugh is the best sportscaster in the world. He and Ralph Strangis make a great team.

Chris Elliot is so under rated.

Life can be took at any time...

Losing is a disease... ...as contagious as bubonic plague... ... attacking one... ... but infecting all. But curable.

Every big leaguers dream is to be carried off the field after hitting a home run. AMIRIGHT?

I like how there is no commentary from the play by play booth.

Nate,

Or use of the word Red Skins...

Her reply is a slap in the face to the media?