Oh, hey, have you seen my fire stick? This needs to be set aflame!

Can someone please inject Fauci and Ginsburg with immortality serum?

Yes to all of this!! Just one little note: Jill is “Dr.” Biden, not “Mrs.”

The Post Office saw Burlesque and decided that Cher has helped enough already...

Pain in the ass, or pain in the horse?

So the movie Toys was actually a documentary? Robin Williams is crying from beyond...

I’m afeared... I will go to asleep for a bit, and I hope that when I wake, these stories all turn out to have been a dream.

Let’s check the documentary. Seriously, treat yourself to this!

Here’s the opening procession to commemorate this global event. I’m Greek, so I generally get to go at the front of the line, but I was only allowed to pick one person during pandemic and thought I'd do the Jezzies this solid...

Please hurry up and release Part One on XBox, bruh!

I bought some kid's used Magic deck in 7th grade for like 20 dollars, cuz I thought it try it with my new middle school friends. One of their older brothers freaked out and bought the deck from me for a hundred because of a card (cards?) in it. I believe I only played with the deck once, which makes sense since I only…

Two (presumed) Greeks communicating? Synergy. Wait, aren’t all gyros working class?

I was happier before I knew about this. Not quite happier... Less sad?

No, it’s okay, you’re denied entry to most of the “countries”

Well, yes... But to be fair to the hard workers here, Covid has not been easy for anyone, and has wreaked havok on media sites.

That’s a busy news cycle that I knew nothing about!

I want your arms around me I need your love soooo much.

I like you. Also, on-theme name is on-theme.

Again. Here’s hoping... Maybe the disenfranchisement will be on both sides? Will the apathy on the one side outbalance the actual ability to safely vote being taken from the other? Will people hold their noses and convince themselves again that he's better for them than Uncle Joe? I'm afraid...

Here’s hoping... I hope that as an incumbant, they lose the “wait and see—he’ll moderate” crap approach that so many took. Their only rationale now would be openly admitting, “We benefit and we don’t care who pays the price for this arrangement.” Do they even benefit?