Specific to your name, what are your views on Brakface?

I can’t make this up... Here’s what the order was called when I bought it.

I can’t make this up... Here’s what the order was called when I bought it.

You know what? This actually helps me understand some things about the world a bit better. I’m a not quite millennial who hasn’t been in the dating market for a long time, and this is all surprisingly valuable context/perspective. Thank you.

Looks like you won this!

Do not question Lord Webber.

Dude, I thought that said "Trump furry," and was so very excited for a moment.

I mean, I can only get so triggered this late in the evening if I want any chance of falling asleep.

Yeah, I love drinking water. 

You had to fold it even smaller to get it into the Casio smartwatch...

Im so tired. Yesterday, I laid into a 5th grader for 5 minutes over teasing a girl for her name. I'm numb from everything going on, but still trying to find ways to meaningfully help, especially with my students re: consent/respect. Just thrashing :( 

Wait... Waves on the Mediterranean are only that big in a storm, especially in the Aegean. Use your tech elsewhere, you maniacs! (I'm Greek).

Dude, when did you find the time and energy to read my most recent journal entry and repost it here, in its entirety? 

Can "New York, but Worse" become NYC's actual slogan?

I thought that the very sparing use of absolutely brutal violence was interestingly done, and added, rather than distracting from the general mood. Especially in light of how much of the show is just ennui. 

I like the idea a lot, but I was hoping that it wasn't just sounds modulated up and down for pitch. Still, it's fun!

I thought you were about to say something horrible and contrarian towards this victim, but instead you went for Draconian towards the perpetrator. Kudos.

That’s so creative and good! If any guys seeing this feel conflicted... you’re overthinking it— silly is fun :)

My hope is not only that all eligible readers vote in November, but that you also contact your state and federal representatives about reforming these departments...

Timmy ran away